For a lot of people,this phase of inter-galactic mayhem may mean nothing. But, for those of us diagnosed as being "permanently weird," at a very young age, this literal window through time can have a bizarre, if not downright revolutionary effect on our lives.
We may believe we have super powers. Or, we may believe we are becoming werewolves, even if we are unable to grow nasty amounts of greasy hair all over our bodies.
Either way, a warning should be noted- If you are one of the many people diagnosed with "permanent normalness," you should stay away from us creepy, deranged, weird people.
I have decided for this decades para-normal eclipse wormhole event, not to remain earth bound in safe, warm Liken shell.
I have pre-paid for a U.F.O. flight to the planet Zebar, where I have heard both eclipses, the first a total lunar eclipse of the sun, the second a partial solar eclipse of the moon, can be viewed with equal luster.
The solar eclipse that took place yesterday, could not be viewed from the Western Hemisphere. This makes werewolves angry, especially when thy are not prepared for the event.
This happened to me, personally, many years ago when the earth's minor and major poles reversed, flipping the planet upside down on it's axis. I was growing fangs, which is very painful, and wiping my newly grown wolves hair out of my eyes, saying things, like, "The moon isn't even full! What the fuck?"
This time, though, I am fully prepared for this disastrous, celestial event. I have never visited Zebar, however, I have heard the spa is nice, and if weather allows, there is even a floating bar in the pool.
So, people of normality, it is recommended to stay indoors as much as possible, wear silver jewelry at all times, and, if possible, encase your entire home in aluminum foil.
Yours truly,
Liken Benny (Zebar Bound!)
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